Reasons why I Love Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

  1. No Elizabeth Swann. Therefore no Keira Knightley
  2. Loads of Jack Sparrow
  3. The shirtless missionary. Dude, he’s cute!
  4. Jack Sparrow. Wait, I said that already
  5. Ian McShane as the deadly Blackbeard
  6. Rush ‘trying’ to be British. Epic.
  7. Penelope Cruz
  8. It’s a pirate’s life for me. Yo ho!